“I’ll Make a Man Out of You” – Cafeteria Edition

My version of the song “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” from ‘Mulan’ based on my university’s cafeteria service:

“Let’s get down to business to order dinner/Did they send me french fries when I asked for fruit?/Time is racing toward us, has my dinner arrived?/Heed my every order and you might survive/You’re unsuited for the college dorm so pack up, go home, you’re through”

Ah, finals week, when anything seems more productive than studying!